Technical Difficulties

My apologies for being slow to notice and approve comments lately. I recently moved, changed ISPs, and deep-sixed two email addresses. Unfortunately I’m still being reminded the heard way of what those addresses were used for, like notifications that I have comments that need to be approved. I’ve updated my email, and hopefully this shouldn’t happen again.

Unless, of course, you’re a comment spammer. You fine folks will continue to sit in my queue until I’m darn good and ready to take out the trash. As I’ve said before, I’m not against letting people get back-links from my blog. Just make your comments real and relevant–engage in the conversation–instead of spouting generic compliments, offers to help my search ranking, massive link dumps, or cut-n-paste text appropos of nothing.

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A Call for Peace

As some of you know from reading my Facebook page, I had a lousy day recently. Part of the problem was banging my head repeatedly and ineffectually against a problem at work, but a majority of it was from reading the news. Although I try hard not to let the negativity out there get to me–and I try hard not to pass it along, even under the guise of “you must be warned”–it got to me.  As someone once said about all the studies showing all the different substances that cause cancer in lab rats, “You force-feed a rat an overdose of anything long enough, it will cause cancer.”

Two incidents specifically have got me down. The first is the violent beating of a gay man here in Salt Lake City. He was attacked after leaving a club hosting a Gay Night, and beaten nearly to death. The attackers even premeditatedly held his head against the curb so as to break his jaw when they kicked his head. Reports from the victim and others indicate the attacks were anti-gay motivated.

This makes me sick, both figuratively and literally. This is inexcusable. No one should ever treat anyone like that for any reason, period. People who would do something like this cannot truly be considered “people” in my book, and yet even as punishment for this crime I would never suggest they receive similar treatment. It takes a special depth of evil to be willing to do something like this to someone, and while on an intellectual level I know people are capable of this, seeing such clear and relevant evidence of that frightens and sickens me. I hope these people are caught, and I hope they get the maximum penalty allowable. We don’t need people like that on the streets.

Unfortunately, our political discourse seems on a premeditated campaign to stir up that same level of violence in the name of class and race warfare. It’s bad enough when average citizens do it. It’s worse when our elected officials engage in it–they should know better. And that leads me to the other incident that really gets to me, though it’s really the latest in an ongoing string of incidents that’s had me on slow-boil for some time now.

Rep. Andre Carson, D-Ind, recently made the public statement that “Some of them in Congress right now of this tea party movement would love to see you and me … hanging on a tree.”

I know many people are frustrated with the Tea Party movement, but let’s all just step back from this a bit and look at this carefully. This is an accusation against the Representative’s own colleagues in Congress. He is basically saying these people want to murder blacks. Not just reduce their government benefits, not just push them into greater poverty. They want to kill black people.

I have yet to see any actual evidence of this from the congressman. He doesn’t name any specific names–of course not! That would be libel! But it’s no more acceptable to level such charges against a group of people. What does he think he’s trying to accomplish by making such a statement? He’s trying to stir up anger against that group. But doesn’t anger lead to violence? Isn’t the proper response against someone who supposedly wants to kill you to fight back, killing them if necessary? Isn’t this the same sort of inflammatory language we all supposedly decried when Rep. Gabrielle Giffords was shot?

Carson only backs down a little, not retracting his words, but offering explanation. Through his spokesman he said his remarks were “prompted in response to frustration voiced by many in Miami and in his home district in Indianapolis regarding Congress’ inability to bolster the economy.” Jason Tomcsi, a Carson spokesman, said in a statement issued to news outlets, “The Tea Party is protecting its millionaire and oil company friends while gutting critical services that they know protect the livelihood of African-Americans, as well as Latinos and other disadvantaged minorities. We are talking about child nutrition, job creation, job training, housing assistance, and Head Start, and that is just the beginning. A child without basic nutrition, secure housing, and quality education has no real chance at a meaningful and productive life.”

Hey, we’re all frustrated with Congress’ “inability to bolster the economy.” But 99.999999% of us don’t go around claiming it’s because a few members of congress want to kill black people. And since when was the debt ceiling debate about bolstering the economy? That’s the issue where the Tea Party really made its voice heard. The debt ceiling debate was about not wrecking our economy further. And no one has gutted anything yet.

Does Congressman Carson really believe that the debt in this country is not an issue? Does he really believe we can go on borrowing and borrowing forever? Does he think that blacks will be better served if the US defaults on its debt and goes through a Greece-style government bankruptcy? I doubt it. I’m willing to give him that benefit of the doubt he doesn’t really think this way.

Furthermore, does he really think that the Tea Party is made up of people who are personal friends of “millionaire and oil compan[ies]”? I’ve been to a Tea Party rally (which is more than I’ll bet Carson can say), and most of these people have probably never seen either a millionaire or an oil company exec. They’re not concerned about protecting millionaires and oil companies. They’re concerned about protecting themselves from what they percieve as a over-reaching government that can’t control itself. Whether you agree or not, it’s a valid concern.

So are child nutrition, job creation, job training, housing assistance, and other programs Carson favors. His concerns are valid. His concerns for how fiscal responsibility will impact minorities is valid. Blacks especially have been adversely and disproportionately impacted by the economy. So why not focus on his valid concerns instead of ad hominem attacks? 

Carson is disingenuous in suggesting that these programs are only of concern to minorities. Poor whites benefit from these same programs. But that’s not the point. The point is that instead of simply pointing out that the budget cutting measures supported by Tea Party-supporting members of congress (remember, there is no real Tea Party; these congressmen are still either Democrats of Republicans in most cases) would adversely impact black people, Carson instead chose to go straight for the “racist” claim–and not just a racist claim, but a violent racist claim just one step short of advocating reciprocal–if not preemptive–violence.

I’m willing to bet he won’t couch his arguments on the House floor in the same language. As nasty and combative as Congress has become, you know that argument would win him few friends and even less support. No, his speech was given to other black people. It was designed specifically to enflame his base, not just stir them up. “Stirring them up” would be to warn them what was at stake and encourage them to contact their congressmen. No, he’s purposely fomenting the threat of violence by turning one group of concerned citizens against another in order to put pressure on those he sees as his opponents.

Because at the end of the day, the Tea Party has no more power than Moveon.org, Code Pink, the NRA, the NAACP, or the Shriners’ Temple of Peoria. They don’t get to vote in congress. They only flex power by putting pressure on their representatives–something that is open to everyone. As the media constantly point out to us, the Tea Party does not represent the majority of America. So if they don’t, why can’t the majority of Americans pressure their congressmen to do what the majority wants? They can, and they could, (and they do,) just as easily as the Tea Party! Use the Tea Party as a model, not a whipping-boy.

But the Tea Party is a convenient bad buy. Because it’s not a centrally organized group there’s no central voice that can speak up and fight back against such relentless attacks. It also makes it more difficult for them to denounce the few true racists and trouble-makers in their ranks, and their opponents capitalize on this constantly. Early on someone flung enough mud that some stuck.

Are there racists in the Tea Party? Yes. There are also racists in the Democratic party and the Republican Party, in Moveon, and Code Pink. Are they against President Obama? Yes, by and large, but he’s not their only target by a long-shot. Are they against President Obama because he’s black? Perhaps a few are, but most of them are quite able to separate the man and his policies from his skin color.

Indeed, it’s their opposition that can’t seem to separate Obama’s policies from his skin color. They continually insist, in spite of the extraordinary amount of contrary evidence, that the only reason Americans could ever disagree on policies is because of race. Never mind that we were just as divided as a country over Bush’s policies, over Clinton’s policies, and over the policies of every other white president in history. Do they really believe that because Obama is black we should all just all fall into lockstep and agree with the president on everything?! Overnight?! In spite of decades of differing opinion?

Because that’s what they’re saying every time they claim that opposition to Obama’s policies can only come from racism. The very notion is itself racist. Obama doesn’t need to be coddled and protected from differing opinion because he’s black. He’s quite capable–or should be–of handling disagreement and resistance. Black people are every bit as capable as anyone else of being president, showing leadership, and handling criticism, disagreement, and opposition. Only a racist could believe otherwise.

And that’s why I get frustrated every time people attack the Tea Party as racist. I’m not a member of the Tea Party, but I sympathize with many of their tenets. I want fiscal responsibility in government. I want our representatives to be more responsive to their constituents. I want to limit the influence of money in politics–on both sides. I want us to do something to stop this incredible run-up of debt. I was not thrilled with it under Bush, and I’m not thrilled about it now.

Unlike the Tea Party, or at least many of the Tea Party (again, there is no single, unified Tea Party), I’m not opposed to some increase in taxes to help bring down the debt (not the deficit, because that implies the tax increases need to be permanent). But I don’t trust Washington to use that money to pay down our debt. It’ll be gone before we know it, off to fund some other entitlement or incentive program to make sure yet another constituency relies too much on the government for continued support.

I know cutting many of the programs that cost so much would impact minorities disproportionately. And I know they’ve already suffered disproportionately in this economy. I understand their pain and frustration to some degree (I’m not so arrogant as to suggest I understand completely–my experience is not theirs, and vice versa), having been unemployed for over two years and on the verge of running out of savings when I did finally find a job. So I’m in favor of seeing if there isn’t some way we can lessen the impact on those already hardest hit while still doing everything we can to control spending so that those programs can continue in some degree, at least.

Because like it or not, if you think things are painful now, try when the government has NO money to fund ANYTHING. Those hardest hit now will be even harder hit. And they’ll hit back. The Greek and British riots have done a good job demonstrating what happens when a bad solution turns into no solution at all. It’s not pretty, and it quickly turns into the violence discussed in the first part of this post. And that scares the daylights out of me–as it should you.

So that’s why I’m so frustrated, disgusted, and sickened by people like Carson (he is by no means alone), who purposely exacerbate an already bad situation. His comments helped no one. It brought us no closer to a solution to anything. If anything it made it even harder for anyone to come together and make the tough decisions that have to be made. America has some tough decisions ahead, and we need to make it easier for our elected officials to do the right thing, not harder.

So if it’s not too much to ask, can we all (and by all, I mean all (and I include myself in this), not just the Left, the Right, the Greens, the Blues, the Chartreuse, the Muppets, the Beatles, or the Who) just calm down, say what we mean in the most respectful and calm manner we can, and give the other side a measure of respect rather than automatically assuming they’re the most diabolical, sociopathic, idiotic form of evil ever to walk the earth just because they have a different viewpoint than we do?

Because if we can’t, we’re not that far from becoming those depraved beasts referenced in the first incident. One good push, and next time it’ll be packs of blacks beating Tea Partiers, or packs of conservatives beating union members, or Southerns Baptists beating atheists, or wiccans beating transcendentalists, or what-have-you. If that doesn’t bother you, it should. What can be done by or to one group can be done to another. I may not like what, say, Code Pink stands for, but the minute I look the other way when someone uses violence against them is the minute I give my approval for someone to come after me.

There are forces in this country that, by accident or by design, are trying to turn us all against each other. Nothing threatens their plans as much as people reaching across the divide, getting to know and appreciate each other’s perspective, and working together to find some sort of common ground to build on. They rely on “divide and conquer” to achieve whatever their various aims be.

Please, let’s not let them win. We will only solve the problems facing our society if we pull together, not apart. Let’s not continue this tit-for-tat. It’s not about who said what first, it’s about who is going to step forward and not say it this time. Let’s all work harder to make the world a calmer place. It’ll be a much better place to live.

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Lady Gaga, Lindsay Lohan, Dick Cheney, and Donald Trump walk into a bar…

What do Lady Gaga, Lindsay Lohan, Donald Trump and Dick Cheney have in common? They’re just a few of the thousands who have realized an important truth: attention is money. Regardless of their chosen professions, they have successfully made the leap to celebrity status, where being famous for being famous becomes money in the bank. They’ve reached the level where it can be nearly truly said of them that no publicity is bad publicity.

Short of murder (and even then its questionable), anything these people do is bankable if they play their cards right. It doesn’t matter at their level whether they are known for being good or bad–they are known, and that is enough. Sometimes it’s the negative reputation that’s worth more, really.

Take Dick Cheney for example. He’s got a book coming out. Suddenly he’s everywhere in the news. He claims his book is going to “make heads explode”, and the media covers it. He disses Colin Powell and Condoleeza Rice, and the media covers it. Colin Powell responds, and the media covers it. He makes some statement about the Iraq War that liberals are sure to hate and the media covers it. Pretty soon there only a handful of people in America (there’s a sheepherder in Montana, for example) who don’t know that Dick Cheney has a book coming out. And his publicist had to pay very little to get the ball rolling.

What is particularly ironic is that the people who will likely do Cheney the most good are the people who hate him the most. Case in point: I have a Facebook friend who is a liberal and evidently dislikes Cheney (and I suspect I err on the side of understatement there). She reads an article in which Cheney claims that the Iraq War didn’t really hurt America in the eyes of the world. I’m betting she only read the article because that statement was referenced in the headline. She can’t not read the article. And now, upset by the article, she can’t not link to it with a derogatory comment on Facebook.

Now a large number of her Facebook friends who also dislike Cheney are nonetheless going to read this article. And there’s a good chance a respectable fraction will also comment on it to their Facebook friends. The fact that Dick Cheney has a book coming out is now going viral, spread by the very people who hate his guts! Some will even go read that book just for the vein-throbbing experience of hating everything he says! And even those who don’t will have nonetheless put the information about Cheney’s book in front of someone they know who may actually be interested in hearing what Cheney as to say. It’s a given that Cheney’s book will be a best-seller, and at least partly due to people who would claim to want his book relegated to obscurity and the trash-heap.

For myself, I will admit that I’ve gone out of my way to listen to a Lady Gaga song just to see what all the fuss is about. Of course I now wonder even more what the fuss is about. There’s much more listenable cover by a much more talented young lady on YouTube, truth be told. I’d much rather see her make money than Lady Gaga. But there is no way on this planet I’m going to escape hearing about Lady Gaga. Her main talent is attracting attention, though she might be slipping. Articles on the recent MTV Awards gave her attention only for winning awards, not for being outrageous like she’s known for (I’m thinking of her recent Grammy egg-hatching stunt).

As for LiLo (see, she’s even garnered enough attention that an old fuddy-duddy like me even knows her nickname), her life is a wreck right now, but you know darn well that if she choses to get her act together there will be plenty of people willing to fund her comeback. And unlike Robert Downey, Jr., I don’t think the world will be better for it. Downey seems to have wised up and is building a reputation for doing good work now–novel, I know, but it just might work for him!

And The Donald? Well, we’ll never know for sure how much of his brief candidacy for President was sincere and how much was more Trump self-promotion. The man is shrewd, and knows how to play his part on the stage of celebrity. I almost wonder if he knew a Trump candidacy was doomed, but did it anyway so that more viable candidates would look better by comparison. Not to mention furthering his own objectives. Certainly, for better or worse, he was able to put the Obama birth certificate to rest finally, for which all our tired ears owe him thanks. It also seems to have put him in a position to shape the national political dialogue to a degree.

Truth be told, I hate the “Shock your way to celebrity” approach to publicity. It elevates so many of the undeserving to positions of influence, when there is no substance there from which to turn that influence to anything positive. I do my best to ignore these people. I consciously try to avoid anything that might put money in their pockets–as if the lack of my dollar will even be noticed. But I can’t help but admire them. A game it may be, but they play it well.

So, Lady Gaga, Lindsay Lohan, Dick Cheney and Donald Trump walk into a bar…

…and the joke’s on us.

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Book Review: Business Stripped Bare, by Richard Branson


The office where I work has a bookshelf of assorted tech and business books donated by employees for other employees to check out and read. Since I’ve recently read some things about and by Richard Branson I was excited to see this book on the shelf. I immediately checked it out and started reading.

The fact that it’s an extended advertisement for both the Virgin brand and Sir Richard himself doesn’t diminish the charm, fun, and even utility of this book. If you’re looking for some in-depth business analysis and training then this isn’t the book for you. Branson covers only a few high-level points, and then backs them up with numerous stories of both success and failures through the years. It’s a frank, honest, and rather charming look at the Virgin brand and how Branson runs things.

Most compelling is the case Branson makes for ethical business practices, not to mention having fun with what you do. You know he believes what he’s telling you, and he seems to be able to back it up. Certainly Virgin is a successful company–or group of companies.

I also appreciate the fact that Branson puts his money where his mouth and morals are. I don’t agree with him entirely on some things, but at least he gets up off his butt and does something about it in a sensible, business-like way rather than just sitting back and lecturing everyone else about what they should do about it. I may not agree with him on Global Warming, for example, but I can’t fault his approach to doing something about it at all. True or not, a lot of good will come from his attempts to find alternatives and options.

One of the things that raised my curiosity about Branson in the first place is a report from someone who’s met him just how down-to-earth he is. This book does nothing to dispel that notion. Indeed, I came away from the book all the more interested in meeting the man someday. He seems genuine, and seems to genuinely like people. He is rich, and he feels no need to hide that or apologize for that, but he also doesn’t seem to let that come between him and people.

It’s an interesting bit of timing that within a few weeks of my reading this book his house on Necker Island burned down. In interviews it seems that what bothers him most about the loss is the photographs in his office and his business files. That seems to gel with what I’ve learned about him through the book. Richard Branson doesn’t worry much about work/life balance. For him they’re one and the same; he loves his work, and he loves the life his work makes possible.

“Business Stripped Bare” is a fun and interesting book. And though I can’t say I learned anything I hadn’t heard before about business, I can say that he made me rethink a few things about my own business and what could be done better there. I wanted to immediately apply the concepts.

More importantly, perhaps, I felt the call of entrepreneurship again. I want to be a Branson-style businessman. Someday I will, and I’ll be reaching for this book again about then.

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Customer service representatives

If you ever want to spend abnormal amounts of time on the phone with customer service representatives, move to another state. Every service I’ve ever had has to be shut down in one state and started up in another. And, truth be told, I’ve encountered some very nice customer service people who were as helpful as their company policies and procedures allowed them to be.

But then there were the exceptions. A few bad apples and I’ve got to fight not to paint them all with the same brush. I’m usually a patient man, and understanding with customer service people, who often get handed problems not of their making to sort out. But the one I talked to last night got under my skin really quickly.

When I signed up for cellular service in our new state I was told our package included free text messaging. Not that I wanted text messaging, mind you, but it was part of the upgrade that allowed us to make free unlimited calls to any mobile phone. And since I had it–for free–I decided to try using it. I kinda like it, really.

But my bill arrived yesterday, and those texts messages were not free. I got on the phone to customer service right away. When I got a representative finally I explained my problem. Her response? “So you want to add the text messaging upgrade?”

No, I did not want to add the upgrade, I already had it, and for free.  But that was her response to my next several attempts to explain–did I want to sign up for a service upgrade? I lost it. I ranted at her. I ranted against the cellular industry. I fumed and made very unfair accusations. And in the end I decided to take the problem to the local retailer who sold me the plan in the first place.

Their phone number is no longer in service. Even the parent company doesn’t know this.

I called another local retailer to see if they knew what happened to the other store. They didn’tknow–as far as they knew it was still there–but the guy offered to help me with my problem. THAT was music to my ears. Not only was he sympathetic, but he seemed willing to take ownership of a problem not of his making. When I get a chance I’m going to go over to his store and see what he can do to straighten this out. If he continues to handle me well I’m going to do everything I can to make sure he gets any credit for my subscription.

On a side note, another surprisingly good customer service rep was the young lady I spoke with at CenturyLink (formerly Qwest). She did a great job of walking me through starting up our phone and internet service, explaining options, and coaxing me into an upgrade or two. I was so cheered by speaking with her I didn’t mind at all when she informed me I’d have to call another number in my former state to cancel my service there. Very pleasant young lady. From Canada.

Customer service makes or breaks businesses. It’s somewhat ironic that the people who most represent a company to its customers are the ones often paid little and poorly equipped. That they can summon any enthusiasm for their job at all is just short of a miracle. I know. I’ve been there. I quit after two weeks.

That said, my cellular provider is on notice. They have a chance to make things right, but if they don’t, as soon as I can afford to bolt I’m as good as gone. There are other companies who will treat me well. I’m not sure why I’m not with them now. Live and learn, I guess.

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The one who got hired

I started my new job on Thursday, and after two days on the job I can definitely say…I’ve spent two days on the job. I think I’m going to like my job. I think I’m going to like where I do that job. I’m pretty sure I’m going to like the people I work with.

Yesterday I spent some time with my team lead while we headed down to the main office so I could meet my manager. While we were talking the conversation somehow got around to why I was hired. I knew there were quite a few applicants, and I know there had to be some other strong ones. But hearing why I was hired was a rather humbling and sobering experience.

I won’t go into details, but I find myself going back over the interviews in my mind trying to figure out they picked up on what they did. I’m not sure how. I suspect it was not in anything specific I said, but rather what I may have said in comparison to what others said. That’s an odd concept. It very well could be that I owe my new job to the others who interviewed. Could it be a certain lack in them is what made something in me stand out?

In any case, it reinforced the enormous vote of confidence I’ve just been given. I really want to live up to their expectations. They’ve taken a chance on me, and I owe them my best. And in a way, I owe it to the ones who didn’t get hired.

Yes, I’m feeling overly philosophical today.

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Change of direction?

I guess it’s official enough to announce: I have accepted a position with a new employer, starting this Thursday. While the store was going well, I ran out of time and had to get a job. I may still continue with the store in some capacity, but not anywhere as actively as I have been.

The question I cannot yet answer is: what will this blog become? I suspect it may become more general for awhile at least. But are there any particular topics you enjoyed previously that you’d like me to continue, if I can? Drop me a comment below and let me know.

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Develop a deep bench

Can your business do without you? If not, why not? If you’re a business of one, I can understand that, perhaps, but if there are several of you together in a business, why would you be irreplaceable?

Sports teams would be in deep trouble if they didn’t have more than one person ready to play a given position. One injured player and their season is pretty much over. That’s no way to run a team. Why should your business be any different?

What if you get hit by a bus?

Trust me, it’s no great testament to your greatness if you get hit by a bus and your business folds. It’s more a testament to your lack of foresight. And what if you survive that bus wreck and need the income your business provides to pay your bills? That’s definitely not the time you want your company to fall apart.

I recently read that Richard Branson owns 360 companies. But he doesn’t run all of them. He’s got good people to do that for him, allowing him to focus on the ones that are struggling the most. That is the way to run a business.

So at the very least, make sure you’ve got someone else who is familiar enough with what you do, at least one a short-term basis, to step in and keep things going for you for awhile. Create some documentation for someone to follow if they have to step in during an emergency. At the very least it’ll allow you to take a vacation now and then. At most it could save your business.

<i>Disagree? What reasons can you think of why you wouldn’t want to turn more of your business over to others–or at least train others to be able to step in for awhile? Leave a comment below and explain your thinking.</i>

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Leave of absence

I didn’t intend to be gone from posting for so long. But I’ve been too busy living my life (and holding on tight) to have much time to write about it. Between the store, the kids’ baseball practices and games, out-of-state job interviews, and a major dollop of stress I’ve been too busy to write–or too tired to do so even when I do have time. I intend to change that…just not today.

But I will leave you with a recent moment of beauty.

Driving back from my job interview I crested the ridge east of Boise looking down into the valley. Most of the sky was clear, but hovering right over the middle of the city was a big, low-hanging storm cloud that appeared to be dumping rain in thick, gauzy strands that obscured whatever lay underneath. It looked almost like something out of Independence Day or the original “V” mini-series–an enormous alien mothership hanging over the town.

The rest of town was untouched as I drove home along the edge of the storm cloud, and it remained a beautiful evening. The cloud just seemed to disappear.

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Fun with comment spam

I have another blog that has recently showed an incredible spike in popularity. I’ve been getting dozens of comments in the last week on posts that are as much as a year old. What’s more, these comments, judging by the URLs they list, come from some very impressive sites, such as Google, Bing, and Yahoo! Why, I must have hit the big time!

No, I’m just a victim of comment spam. But as I’m a big believer in recycling and multi-purposing, I thought I’d at least get a blog post out of some of the more interesting ones. So here we go! I’m namin’ and shamin’!

From Arry (Yahoo.com): TYVM you’ve solved all my prlobems.

Thank you, but I’m not sure how I did that by merely posting a few pictures of Walden pond. Also, I think you still have at least ONE problem, as either your spelling or proof-reading needs work.

Jalene (Bing.com): Walking in the presence of giatns here. Cool thinking all around!

I’m not sure if she/he/it is attempting to flatter me or if this is a desperate call for help. Again, we have a misspelling–or else a “giatn” is a cross between a giant and a cretin. Thanks for the comment, Jalene. Don’t get stepped on by those stupid giants you feel the need to walk among!

Hallie (Google.com): Thanks for sharing. Always good to find a real exrpet.

Okay, I give. What’s an Exrpet? Is that like a Gigapet? Are there a lot of of forgeries going around or something? (You may have noticed the common thread here; a comment from someone citing a search engine, and with a terrible misspelling/typo on one word, and one word only. I suspect some sort of tracing mechanism that allows them to find their comments at a later date or something. Too bad for them these all go down the memory hole.)

Jasemin (Bing.com): AKAIK you’ve got the awnser in one!

Hey, who you callin’ an akaik?! Takes one to know one, buddy! And I suppose an “awnser” is a long, drawn-out, boring answer that makes you yawn? Or are we just affecting a snooty British accent? (And yes, I know what AKAIK means.)

Taron (Bing.com): I’m not easily impressed…but that’s ipmressing me!

And I’m not easily flattered or duped! Take your spam elsewhere! Oh, and I’m sorry my post seems to have exacerbated your condition.

Carley (Bing.com): I’m impressed! You’ve managed the alosmt impossible.

Carley, on the other hand, IS easily impressed. I’m not sure what she thought was so almost impossible about my post. Does she feel it is almost impossible to string two coherent thoughts together? To spell every word in the post correctly? That must be it, considering her own difficulties in spelling.

Candid (Bing.com–a lot of people seem to work there!): IJWTS wow! Why can’t I think of thgnis like that?

I’ll bet you could, Candid, if you’d spend less time publishing comment spam and got a real hobby. (Actually, I suspect this is a job, the poor soul.)

Marlee (Google.com): That’s way more clever than I was epexcting. Thanks!

Uh…thanks, I think. I wouldn’t call a post linking to someone’s post on water storage “clever.” Or were you just expecting me to be a complete and total moron, and were pleasantly surprised?

 

Bubby (Yahoo.com): Tahkns for the insight. It brings light into the dark!

Tahkns for the insight, and spell-check for the win! But what can I say? I’m the electric company.

Lele (Bing.com): AFAICT you’ve cvoeerd all the bases with this answer!

I’m not up on my Dutch, so I’m not sure if should go into hiding now. I have cvoeerd all your bases! Now all your base are belong to us!

And I think in this case, AFAICT should be pronounced as spelled: “Ah faked”, as in “I faked this identity.”

Bobby (Yahoo.com): You’re on top of the game. Thanks for shanrig.

You’re quite welcome! Just make sure Shanrig gets food and water several times a day, and gets outside for some exercise. She also likes to be scratched behind the ears, and is rather fond of Gaelic poetry.

It’s really sad that there are so many people out there spending so much time trying to build links by bombarding people’s blogs with spam. And unless WordPress treats comments as crawl-able content while it’s waiting to be approved, it’s all for naught anyway. I get so few legitimate comments on that blog that I never auto-approve anything.

It’s funny how these people think a little vague statement and some flattery will get their comments accepted. It’s plainly clear they haven’t read the post.  They add nothing to the discussion. I have nothing against people using my comments for links, but they need to at least show that they’ve read the post and are trying to add something. I don’t mind them getting some value from commenting, so long as they’re really adding value to my blog.

For now, though, I’ve turned off comments on that blog until the wave passes.

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