Sage wisdom from Bad Lip Reading

“Forty-nine times we fought that beast, your old man and me. It had a chicken head with duck feet, with a woman’s face, too. And it was waiting in the bushes for us. Then it ripped off your dad’s face. … But we all got a chicken-duck-woman-thing waiting for us. Every day I worry all day about what’s waiting in the bushes of love. ’cause something’s waiting in the bushes for us.” – Bad Lip Reading

There are chicken-duck-woman-things out there. And they’ll rip off your face. But we have to face them, otherwise every day we’ll worry all day. So we can live our lives overcome with worry, or we can face our chicken-duck-woman things and defeat them.

It seems like fairly sage advice to me. Maybe because it comes from Obi Wan Kenobi. Or maybe just because it’s darn catchy tune. I don’t know if they intended to be anything but funny, but the BLR people really have something here.

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One Response to Sage wisdom from Bad Lip Reading

  1. Oh dear…. This is wonderfully horrible. By the way, just stay away from those bushes, they’re not worth it.

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